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VERY SAD NEWS
– our much loved friend, Dawn Baxter died last Wednesday 24th July, when she lost her battle with leukaemia. Our love and prayers are with Ken and all the family. We feel your loss and grieve with you. We pray for God’s blessing on you at this time. “Precious in the sight of the Lord is the death of his faithful ones.” (Psalm 116:15)
Dawn’s funeral will take place on Tuesday 6th August at 1.30pm at Stratford Uniting Church.
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Old Time / Good Times Friday 8th Feb 2019
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Tuesday 8th May
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A great way to start off the month - at the Sunrise Service Easter Day in Maffra. Five from Stratford UCA went to join the crowd of around 50. He Is Risen!! |
L-R: Deb Bye, Margaret Warnock & Hilary Rash at the Sunrise service |
The Easter window display at the Bendigo Bank in Stratford. |
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Alister's birthday 24th & UCA 40th Anniversary 25th July
from the archive - 2014 - guess the date!!
Two of our June birthdays
Alister Buxton and Marjory Cameron
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We celebrate birthdays on the 2nd Tuesday of each month
Thursday 12th January
We started 2017 off with a church BBQ
November Birthdays 2016
John Brisbane turns 85 at the end of the month and Wyda was going to get him to our afternoon tea any way she could!! Then he got bread and water!!!
Peter Mills also celebrating a birthday in November - so they shared a cake - thanks to Adrienne at the Ticklish Turtle in Stratford!
Just for Fun
Back in June (2016) Don and Meg MacRaild led our service and Don enlisted the assistance of Allan Condron (L) for a skit. Here's a photo and the script - copyright unknown.
Installing Love
[both actors are on the phone/mobile, in front of a computer, on either side of
the stage/room]
Tech Support: Hello, this is Tech Support. How can I help you today?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can
you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do
first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your
Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay
to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will
no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-
Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have
to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love
from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
completely erased. I loved this!
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program
not running on internal components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run
on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:
Forgive Self; Realise Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your
Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on
my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My
Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others
and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank God!
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